slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via whenaliceleaveswonderland)

snorlaxatives:

if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

(Source: snorlaxatives, via voldemortspizza)

taggedbooty:

people who use different passwords for things are on a whole different level

(via fudgepuff)

vvassup:

I always make someone really important to me and then I end up realizing that I’m not important to them

(via theprincess-xo)

queentacotruck:

I find it funny how people refuse to acknowledge mental illness until they need an excuse to protect a white man

(via conjolras)

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud, via blackwonderland)