"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction
people who use different passwords for things are on a whole different level
I always make someone really important to me and then I end up realizing that I’m not important to them
I find it funny how people refuse to acknowledge mental illness until they need an excuse to protect a white man
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was